and you know they will send you straight back to jail if you don’t pay:
Seems Lil Wayne, real name Dwayne Carter, can’t shake the tax man. In December, he paid off a $1.13 million federal tax lien, only to fall even deeper in debt this time.
What’s owed:
The IRS filed a $5,610,034 tax lien against Carter on March 28 with the Miami-Dade County Clerk. According to the lien he owes income taxes from 2008-09.
Producers, lawyers, Uncle Same, every time you turn around someone is accusing him of owing them money. Lord!
Which royally sucks for him because Euros are worth more than dollars. His visa was denied because of his criminal record.
And he was interviewed by Paris Hilton. The two talked about what they had in common, which is Jail (really):
WAYNE: For me it was okay, because it just meant that I was alone with my thoughts.
HILTON: I had to do 24 nights in solitary. [Hilton was held in a separate cell as a safety precaution.]
WAYNE: Oh, so you know how it is.
HILTON: Yeah, I know how it is.
HILTON: How happy are you to have your freedom now?
WAYNE: Words cannot explain.
HILTON: Yeah, I know how you feel. [laughs] It’s the best feeling in the world when you come out.
Dude was busted with earphones and an ipod charger in his cell. The rapper is currently serving one year for a gun violation, and these items are not allowed at Rikers Island. The only thing authorities were unable to find was the actual ipod itself. I hope they give him a cavity search– Around 90% of all contraband gets into jail by someone stuffing their behind, literally. Keep your head up Wayne.
Girl Bye…

He asked to be in general pop. and it looks like he got his wish:
Initial reports suggested city officials would force Lil Wayne into protective custody out of concern for the rapper’s safety and health following his dental surgery. However, Correction Department spokesman Stephen Morello tells the New York Daily News the Grammy winner will have “general population escort” status at Rikers Island.
Morello also claims the agency never received a request from Lil Wayne to be treated differently from other inmates, adding, “It’s his choice.”
The rapper could be out in eight months pending good behavior.
Well I hope that works out for ya Dwayne…