Jacked From The Alley- Tea On Nicki Minaj

Most urban blogs straight jack info from the alley, and then run the shit later as an “exclusive.”  Not your girl– Thanks Lipstick Alley:

My play cousin in Miami told me that at a nightclub in Miami Niki Minaj whispered in her ear that she wanted to eat her out. At first my play cousin though she was some random rat in the club, but when somebody came and asked her for a photo my play cousin realized it was Niki Minaj.

At first my play cousin was down because she fugured she would probably get a few dollars from Niki. My cousin is not gay she is just an opportunist. Well, she asked Niki when and where. Niki told her to meet her and her crew in the parking lot and they will go from there.

When they got to the parking lot Niki told her to wait so her guard can fan the limo driver over. When the limo came Niki told my play cousin to get in. My cousin asked if they were going to a room or what. Niki said we dont need a room we got plenty of room in this limo.

As my cousin started pulling down her panties, she noticed some kind of booty fat hanging from under Niki dress. My cousin ask Niki what that was and Niki said that was her ass. My cousin said she was so turned off my that funny looking meat hanging out of Niki ass that she didnt wanther touching her at all. She said she told Niki to let her out because she may have a std or something wrong with her thighs.

I told my play cousin that those were her injections. She said Niki was cussing and shit talking about why did she waste her time, etc. My play cousin works events in Miami and she was talked about badly on this site. I still like Niki though. Lesbianism is whats hot in 2010, I guess.

I just cant do it.

Dead at the “play cousin.” Don’t know or care if it’s true, but if you do– holla at me!!!