This is hilarious:
What I would like to know, why does he need to hire an attorney if the accident is so minor? Is he afraid that the Tree or the fire hydrant is going to sue him? I kn0w what happened. He was having an affair, his wife found out because his sweetie wanted him to bring her some of that thanksgiving food and his wife overheard him ask her on the phone. Elin the nanny wacked tiger up side his head, hit him in the face with a ham, or a large turkey bone and tiger began bleeding. he ran to his Escalade while Elin was chasing him with the golf iron. Tiger jumped in the car with Elin running behind him. when he hit the tree she smashed the window. Tiger was knocked out and she pulled him from the vehicle and that heifer threatened him, if you tell them i assaulted you tiger, I am gonna cut your fingers off. She helped him out of the vehicle and told him to lie down, that is what happened!!
