This weeks edition of the New Yorker pokes fun of Gov. Sarah Palin claims of being a foreign policy expert. I love the New Yorker, they are the kings of Satire and below are some other funny covers from the magazine:
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New Yorker Does it Again
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JD Throws up On Janet
JD was in New York for his 36TH birthday party at club Tenjune. Several other celebrities were also in attendance. Word is he was drinking Ace of Spaces, Patron, and Champagne and threw up in Janet Lap (LMAO). Sources say Janet was furious and dipped on his ass in a tricked out Maybach. Nothing like bringing in another year, JD style!!
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Rap City= CANCELLED!
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Celebrity Sex Tape # 4,167- Britney Spears
Yep. Adnan Ghalin, Spears former pimp manager is claiming he has a sex tape of the pop star and him during their brief relationship last year. He told a UK newspaper ” There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
This is what britney needs to do:
1) Drop the innocent stuff, it there is one- admit to it.
2) Open her little black book
3) Call the realest Goons money can buy.
4) Bust this dude’s head to the white meat
5) No more sex tape!-
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NO BAILOUT
Well, that’s that folks! The house has just voted (see above) and it is offically a wrap. The Dow has dropped 1,000 point today.
U.S. stocks have plunged badly over the last half-hour, as the bailout package began to hit a snag in the U.S. House of Representatives. It looks like they’ve hit a nadir.
The drop came as the global credit crisis spread and a massive bailout package appeared stalled in the House. As we write this, votes being cast in House show the legislation is losing there [Confirmed: The House has rejected the package.]
In Europe, the number of banks being bailed out hit four, and in the U.S., the market is also being hit by news of a takeover of Wachovia Corp., a bank that began wobbling badly late last week. Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve and other major central banks around the world have moved quickly to pump hundreds of billions of dollars of liquidity into the market.
Many technology stocks — including Apple, Google and Sun — are lower than they have been in a year or more.
Citigroup will acquire Wachovia’s operations.
On the bright side, oil futures dropped six percent — but only because of assumptions that an economic slowdown will mean less demand for oil.
Bush administration and GOP=WMD, against the American Middle class and poor! Mission nearly accomplished!!!!
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Alaskans Are Not For Palin
Okay so I am doing my usual browse at 2:00 in the morning and I run across this post on inmydeck.com that I thought was suprisingly interesting. I hope they don’t get mad about me copying from their page but I had to make sure that I get this word for word
I must say that this should have been in the news. Maybe that is why McCain and Palin have been hiding for the past week because with her it’s nothing but drama, from rumors of her cheating on her husband to this protest take a look:
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Henry Earl is Legend
Henry Earl is a homeless man from Lexington Kentucky who is infamous for a very interesting reason. Word is Earl, 58, has been arrested 1300 times. They have all been minor offense, mostly dealing with alcohol. This is foolishness at its finest; check out the record:
Henry Earl’s Arrest History on alcohol related offenses as of Mon Sep 22 15:25:43 2008 CST Number of Lifetime Offenses 1333
Number of Lifetime Days Spent in Jail since 1992 4123
2008 Year to date offenses 35
2008 Days spent in jail 189
Average Days per year spent in jail since 1992 242.47
Average duration of incarceration since 1992 4.13 days
Average duration of freedom since 1992 1.95 daysBreaking world records, we Salute you Henry Earl, drunkest dude on the planet.
Source: WikipediaIn Foolishness —-
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CRACK IS WACK!!
Here is Amy Winehouse, in London, you know, just doing the regular everyday thing. She is cracked out, and it is such a shame because she has so much talent. Say no to Drugs kids…..
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THANKS DUBYA!!!!
Wow survived since 1889 but couldn’t survive 8 years of Bush:
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — JPMorgan Chase acquired the banking assets of Washington Mutual late Thursday after the troubled thrift was seized by federal regulators, marking the biggest bank failure in the nation’s history and the latest stunning twist in the ongoing credit crisis.
Under the deal, JPMorgan Chase will acquire all the banking operations of WaMu, including $307 billion in assets and $188 billion in deposits.
Anyone else notice a little-mentioned story in the news today: China has ordered its banks to stop lending money to their U.S. counterparts.
This is very, very, very ominous news. China and Dubai are our biggest creditors; if they stop lending, the dollar could conceivably collapse completely.
Shades of Germany, 1930’s, just before a shining new politician named Adolph rose to power to save them all… wheelbarrows full of money to buy a loaf of bread…
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Michael Vick’s Personal Items Sold
Okay, so if this isn’t fuc**ed up. Michael Vick and the mother of his child were renting out a storage space that somehow became delinquent on its payments. So of course what was next? They auctioned off his sh*t. Things that were auctioned were his personal pictures of his first born and baby furniture. Not to mention all of his memorabilia. Iron Bound Mini Storage auctioned his stuff off for (guess what?) $10.
So who is to blame? I think the baby mama. Why couldn’t she keep up the payments on the storage unit for her man. She ws with him when he was bringing in the millions but now that the money is gone and the man is locked up she just decided to say fu** it. What is up with these trifiling baby mama’s these days. It speaks a lot about a lady when she can’t handle her business when the man is gone. Da*n shame!
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